College

After watching Toy Story 3, where andy is leaving his mom because he will go to college and live in a dorm.

Meg : I don't wanna go to college.
Muah : And why?
Meg : Cause then I have to live far from you.
Muah : (Awwww!) You can still live with me even if you go to college.
Meg : Promise, you will get a college school near our house?
Muah : I promise.

*Sniff! Sniff!* I hope he thinks of mommy this way even at 16!

P por Pasado!

Pinally, apter the pip try nakuha ko rin ang inaasam asam na P plate.
Pwede na mag-maneho mag-isa! Wohooo! Preeedom prom Mahal. =p

Sunnies? Shades? I don't need it!

Me : Why are you wearing shades? it's raining.

Meg : I just want to look cool.

Me : You'll look stup!d. You don't wear shades when it's raining, only if it's sunny.

Meg : Oh alright, i'll just look cool without the shades then.

(hanep! matindi talaga ang elib nito sa sarili. di kailangan ng parapernalia!)

Boy lost in translation.

From a book, "Working dogs are used by people who can not fend for themselves."

Dad : "Oh, ano ibig sabihin ng people who can not fend for themselves?"
7yo Son : "Mga tamad Daddy! Ayaw nila gumawa ng sarili nila!"

Ahahaha... Toink!

Mommy is a princess!

Rou (3yo - after seeing me on a dress) - "Daddy, look! Mommy is a princess."

Have to savor this moment because 10 years from now he'll think Mommy is a wicked witch for not letting him go to the coolest party ever, wherever that is. =p

Ash good ash it gets.

Meg - 'Mom, today is Ash Wednesday and we have to give up something. You know what I'm giving up? I am giving up school!'

***JuiceKoLooord!!!***

Balentimes Day!

"What the?!. I forgot valentines day, I didn't make you a card. Oh never
mind, I still love you. I'll just give you a kiss. Happy valentines! Next time remind me, okay? So that you can give me money and I can buy you a card."

Good thing this came from the 7yo son and not the 40yo husband.

Chick Magnet

My chickboy in the making -

'Mom, I met a girl. She said her name is Angel. So I asked her, Angel like in heaven? Then she laughed. See mommy, I am good with girls.'

QOTD : How are babies made?

Meg : ' Mommy, when 2 person marry why is it that a baby follow? How do they make a baby?'

Me - 'Mom and dad make love. Daddy's s. cell meets mommy's egg cell. Then it becomes a baby.'

Meg - 'But mommy, you don't lay eggs???'

First day of school. Grade 2.

Meg - 'I have to look good today.'
Me - 'And why?'
Meg - 'What do you mean why? Because of Nica!'

Alamak, garapata love! tapakan ko kaya?

The faith of a child =).

Me- 'Meg, we can't go swimming at lenderderg gorge. looks like rain today.'

Meg-'We will mom. The sun will come out later. I already prayed.'

Knock! Knock!

R.S (3yo) - Mom, Knock! Knock!
Muah - Who's there?
R.S. - Mama's boys.
Muah - Mama's boys who?
R.S. - Meg and Bou!

P por pasado!

Meg: 'mom, you are a very good driver now. you should get your P for practice and remove the L for learning now. '

I hope Vicroads think the same way too!!!!