Baby Animal

My assignment si little boy para sa show and tell. Pinapili sila ng animal at need nila alamin kung ano ang tawag sa baby nito. At ang kanyang napili... LIZARD! Anak ng butiki namam oh! Tama ba naman un, sa dinami dami ng animal e lizard pa ang napili. Susmio mahabagin. So mega research si mommy. At and nakita ko lang ay hatchlings (daw) ang tawag ayon kay askwiki.

So sinabi ko kay little boy ang aking nalakap sa internet. Sabi nya hindi daw, hatchlings daw ang tawag when the animals is just about to come out of their eggs. (I think what he meant was hatching.) Sabi nya alam na daw nya ang tawag sa baby lizard, and it came out from his brain daw. So I asked what it was, he said it is called a.... BABY LIZARD! oh well, me katukwiran naman.

So nagpresent na nga sya sa school, sabi daw ni classmate 1 at ni classmate 2 that baby lizards are called hatchlings. (siguro sabi rin sa kanila ni askwiki, hehe)Anyway, sabi daw nya ay Hindi daw, baby lizard lang daw. And sabi din daw ni teacher, it is just baby lizard. Buti naman at nakuha nya sa magandang usapan unlike the other time that somebody disagreed with him.

So ask ko pa kung ano sinabi nya sya show and tell aside from the life cycle diagram na ni-print ni mommy para sa kanya. At eto daw ang sinabi nya...

Little boy : Do you know that there are special kinds of lizards? They are called african lizards.

So, tanong namin why are they special? (At ngayon ko lang narinig tong mga african lizards na ito.)

Little boy: Because, THEY LIVE IN AFRICA!

Nyahahahha! Nga naman mommy! :p

More on Prayer

Aside from the prayer taught from school, I am also teaching little boy to have his own personal prayer. And this is how it went...

Mommy : Give thanks for all your blessings nakong.
Little boy : Thank you Jesus for all the blessings. Thank you for my toys. Thank you for the food. Thank you for the moon. Thank you for the sunshine. Thank you for everything.

Mommy : Ask Jesus to bless your family.
Little boy : Bless mommy. Bless Daddy. Bless baby brother. Bless me. Bless our house, make it always safe. Bless Sally (our car) make the road always safe for her.

Mommy : Tell Jesus your sorry for your sins.
Little boy : But mommy, I didn't do any sins today. I'll say sorry tomorrow. Okay?

:p

Prayer of a 5yo Child

This is the prayer of my 5yo boy.
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Dear God,

Whatever I do today, I want to do for you.
At school, at home, at play, Bless everyone I meet today.
And may all have a happy day.

Our Father, who are in heaven,
Hallowed be my Name.
My kingdom come.
My will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread and pandesal.
Forgive us our christmasses
As we forgive those who christmass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.

Amen.

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You can tell he is a pinoy by heart. Praying for pandesal eh? :p

Bathtub Horror!!!

Last sunday, pinag bath tub ko ang aking dalawang iho. Nauna umahon si bunso, naiwan pa si kuya kaya di ko pa agad na-drain ang bath tub. Ng umahon si kuya, si daddy na ang nag-assist sa kanya. (At this point nasa baba kame ni bunso.)

Pag-akyat ko, inasikaso ko si kuya. Maya maya, si bunso wala na sa paningin ko.Sabi ni Mahal, nasa banyo na ata. I-drain mo na ang bathtub. Ng makita ko nasa may bathtub na nga. Binuhat ko sya at sinara ang pinto ng banyo. Since basa na ulit sya, pinalitan ko sya ng damit. Tapos nalimutan ko na ang bath tub.

Hanggang sa nakatulog na kameng lahat nung hapon. Nagising na lang ako ng may isang batang basang-basa ang yumakap sa akin.

PUTEKKKKK! Ang aking si bunso. Basa from neck down. Naglasti sa bath tub. Grabe! Ng magbalik ako sa kamalayan napayakap ako sa kanya at super thanks kay Lord na walang nangyari ke bunso. Hindi ko alam kung gano sya katagal dun or kung ano ba ang ginawa nya, di ko alam kung lumusong kasi kahit basa sya neck down, e sa likod nya me part na triangle na hindi naman basa. So di ko alam kung lumusong ba at nakatayo lang sya or yung kamay lang nya ang pinanglawlaw nya sa bathtub.

Hay hay hay talaga! Nung tanungin ko kung nag bathtub ba sya ang sagot sa akin ay 'Zzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!' (nagkukunyaring tulog) Ilang beses ko tinanong at un ang sagot sa akin. Ng sinabi ko lang na 'HEY! ANSWER MOMMY! NAG BATHTUB KA BA?'(Buti di pa marunong magsalita at sumagot ng OBVIOUS BA MOMMY?" Um-oo lang sya sa pamamagitan ng kilay nya tapos patay-malisya na. Sabi ko wag na sya uulit. (Actually, para kay mommy yun. Wag na uulit makakalimot mag drain ng bath tub.) Might not be so lucky next time.

Thank you talaga kay Lord for looking after my bunso. Baka loka-loka na ako ngayon kung may masamang nangyari and I definitely can not forgive myself mayron nga. Thank you, thank you Lord.

Athletics Carnival

Kahapon athletics carnival nila little boy. Susmio, pahirapan gisingin nung umaga.Ayaw daw nya pumunta kasi malamig at mapapagod lang sya. Kung ako lang, hindi ko na papasukin. Mano ba naman ma-miss nya yun di ba? E kaso strikto si Pa-pa! Hindi daw pwede, dahil masasanay na kung ayaw pumasok e hindi na papasok. Oh e di sige, ikaw pumilit.

Ng nagpipilitan sila, ask ni Daddy kung bakit ayaw pumunta, sabi nya kasi ayaw daw nya sumakay sa roller coaster. Nyah! Kala pala e literal na carnival. Ehehehe. (Kumbakit naman kasi nga Athletics Carnival pa ang tawag,e pwede namang simpleng Sportsfest na lang!) So, syempre mananalo ba naman ang anak sa ama. Nanalo nga ang ama kaso ang nanay naman ang nahirapan! Kasi ang kundisyon ng anak e dapat kasama si mommy sa venue. E di go ang mommy, Hay hay hay! Hirap talaga maging tanging-ina!

So pagdating sa venue at habang naglalaro na sila, binulungan ko si little boy. Sabi ko sa kanya, "Sabi ko sayo walang roller coaster dito e, naniwala ka na ke mommy at daddy?" Nangiti lang sya na me kasamang pagkapahiya. Hehehe. Tapos ng alam ko na nag-eenjoy na sya, sabi ko sa kanya since sabi nya ayaw nya attend nung athletics carnival nila, e uwi na lang kame dalawa. Syempre ayaw na nya umuwi. (Mental torture ba sa bata, :p )

Okay naman ung carnival nila, masaya kahit kagulo ung mga preps. Syempre ano naman asahan nila sa prep, makakasunod ba naman sa instructions mga yun. Ang maintindihan lang nun e RUN, THROW at JUMP. Bukod dun e wala na sila paki-alam. So ayun, habang kalamigan at habang nag-aaambon e nagtatakbo, talon at bato ang mga little ones. Kahit nilamig ako e enjoy naman. =)

Piano

Si little boy gusto daw mag aral mag piano. (Idol talaga si Troy)

Nagpapabili ng piano sa tatay nya. At ang kundisyon, boys lang daw ang pwede mag borrow ng piano nya. So he enumerated all the names na pwede mag borrow ng kanyang piano. So si daddy nya, si little brother, si tito, si lolo at si Alana.

So ask ni daddy, bakit si Alana? Kala ko ba boys lang? Sabi nya, boys lang daw at 1 girl ang pwede. Ask ni daddy, at ung 1 girl hindi si mommy? Sagot ni little boy , "No, si Alana ung isang girl."

Waaaahhhhh! Ngayon pa lang na itsa pwera na ako. Pano na pag nag asawa sya? Ahuhuhuhu. Hurt ako. Beri hurt.

Little boy's 101 questions - Part 2

31. Why is my skin brown and not white? -- Cause you're a Filipino.
32. Can I change my name to Troy when I grow up? (Troy of High School Musical)
33. Am I a good kid? -- Yes you are. Yes you are.
34. Why grown ups get married? -- Because they love each other.
35. Why they don't like to give you the P-plate? -- (Probationay Driver's License) I wish I know!
36. What is vitamins for? -- To make your body strong and healthy.
37. Why a baby bird don't know how to fly yet? -- Cause they are babies! They will learn when they grow up. Their mommy bird will teach them.
38. Why don't I have a twin? -- Not all have twins.
39. Can I have a twin? -- No.
40. Can Rou be my twin? -- No.
41. Why did you buy (I think he meant chose) an office that is so far? - I didn't buy it.
42. Why do you have to work? -- To buy you toys and food and clothes.
43. Why can't you just stay home? -- If I stay at home, then no more toys for you.
44. Why can't I buy expensive toys? -- You can, but not always.
45. Why are scorpions poisonous? -- To protect themselves from predators.
46. What are predators? -- Animals that hunt other animals for food.
47. Why can't we buy a big house? -- We can't afford it.
48. What is afford? -- It means enough money to buy something.
49. Pogi na ba ako? -- Ay poging pogi!
50. Why people get old? Cause if they don't, they won't die then if they don't die mapupuno ang earth.
51. Why is the sun hot? - to give us heat.
52. Bakit gwapo kame ni rou? - Kasi mana kayo sa akin! :p

Little boy's 101 questions - Part 1

Lista ko ang mga katanungan ni little boy that made me stop and think. Yung iba lista ko rin ang sagot ko. Try to answer without thinking, just note what comes up to mind first and see what answers you come up with.

"Mommy.... (Yes, it always start with mommy. Sana minsan kay daddy naman at nosebleed na ang mommy!)

1. Why do we need blood? -- para yung oxygen natin mapunta sa brain natin.
2. Why the brain needs oxagen? -- OXY-gen. Cause without it, we are dead.
3. Why do dogs love its master?
3. Why is lolo bong always makulit? -- cause he is a happy guy.
4. Why is lolo bong a happy guy? -- cause he is. many reasons anak.
5. Why does daddy looks like his brother? -- Cause they come from the same mommy and daddy. Just like you and your brother. You look the same too, right?
6. Why do soldiers kill people? -- They don't just kill people anak. They kill only the bad, and only if the bad doesn't listen to them to stop the fighting.
7. Why do bad people don't listen? -- Cause they are bad.
8. How are babies made? -- Daddy's sperm cell meets mommy's egg cell. Then it forms into once cell, and it grows and grows inside mommy's tummy and after nine months, baby comes out in mommy's p3p3. In your case, out of mommy's tummy kasi CS ka.
9. Where did rou come out? p3p3 or tummy also? -- Tummy too.
10. Why we come out of your tummy? Did you shout when they cut you? -- yes i did. oh no, cause they put me to sleep.
11. Why does daddy have sugat in his arm? -- Cause he didn't listen to his mommy! So you have to listen to me. (Gamitin daw ba ang sugat ng tatay na panakot, hehehe)
12. Why can't I see Jesus in the clouds? (While using his binoculars) -- He is looking after other kids. Thats' why mommy is here to look after you. He asked me to look after you.
13. Why do the poor kids like old toys? (asked this after we donated his toys to a charity) -- They don't actually like old toys. They just don't have a choice. Cause their mommy and daddy can't afford to buy them new toys.
14. Why their mommy and daddy can buy them new toys? -- Cause their money might be just enough for food.
15. Why is their money not enough? -- Cause maybe, they don't have work.
16. Why don't they have work? --Many reasons. Maybe they couldn't find one. Maybe they didn't finish school. Many reasons. You will know when you grow up.
17. Why does shark have sharp teeth? -- They use it for hunting food.
18. Why did teacher say I am brilliant? -- Cause you are!
19. What does brilliant means? - it means intelligent.
20. What is intelligent? -- it means you know lots of things.
21. Why do I know lots of things? -- Cause you ask many questions. And you are making mommy tired of answering.
22. Why can't I marry Eryne? -- Cause she is your cousin.
23. Why can't I marry Tita Robbie? -- Cause she is your aunt.
24. Why can't I be serious? Why I am always excited?
25. Why does the moon only comes out at night?
26. Why does the sun comes only in the morning?
27. Why can't we see the wind?
28. Why can't we see utot? -- Kasi if you can see it, hindi mo maitatangi. :p
29. What is matatangi? -- Never mind. Its hard to explain.
30. Why mommy knows everything? -- Mommy doesn't know everything.

My new toy - the Craft Robo

My new toy. Courtesy of my beloved mahal. And I am so happy and can't wait to use it. ('Tong trabaho lang talaga istorbo sa hobby! :p )




Hubby decided to give me this to reward me for my kasipagan I think. But don't be mistaken, its not for my kasipagan at home. Hehehe. It's the kasipagan for my extra curricular activities. Like for this month, meron ako na close na deal para sa pag-gawa ng invites. Yes, pati invites kinareer ko na! mwehehehe. 50pcs na invite yun para sa debut (na kame rin ang photographers sa event nya, oh di ba! kareerin talaga! :P) And by October, baka meron ako tangappin na catering. Star for all seasons and drama ng inyong yours truly. hehehe.

Hard times e kaya kailangan i-cultivate ng husto ang mga natatagong talento. :p