Little boy's 101 questions - Part 1

Lista ko ang mga katanungan ni little boy that made me stop and think. Yung iba lista ko rin ang sagot ko. Try to answer without thinking, just note what comes up to mind first and see what answers you come up with.

"Mommy.... (Yes, it always start with mommy. Sana minsan kay daddy naman at nosebleed na ang mommy!)

1. Why do we need blood? -- para yung oxygen natin mapunta sa brain natin.
2. Why the brain needs oxagen? -- OXY-gen. Cause without it, we are dead.
3. Why do dogs love its master?
3. Why is lolo bong always makulit? -- cause he is a happy guy.
4. Why is lolo bong a happy guy? -- cause he is. many reasons anak.
5. Why does daddy looks like his brother? -- Cause they come from the same mommy and daddy. Just like you and your brother. You look the same too, right?
6. Why do soldiers kill people? -- They don't just kill people anak. They kill only the bad, and only if the bad doesn't listen to them to stop the fighting.
7. Why do bad people don't listen? -- Cause they are bad.
8. How are babies made? -- Daddy's sperm cell meets mommy's egg cell. Then it forms into once cell, and it grows and grows inside mommy's tummy and after nine months, baby comes out in mommy's p3p3. In your case, out of mommy's tummy kasi CS ka.
9. Where did rou come out? p3p3 or tummy also? -- Tummy too.
10. Why we come out of your tummy? Did you shout when they cut you? -- yes i did. oh no, cause they put me to sleep.
11. Why does daddy have sugat in his arm? -- Cause he didn't listen to his mommy! So you have to listen to me. (Gamitin daw ba ang sugat ng tatay na panakot, hehehe)
12. Why can't I see Jesus in the clouds? (While using his binoculars) -- He is looking after other kids. Thats' why mommy is here to look after you. He asked me to look after you.
13. Why do the poor kids like old toys? (asked this after we donated his toys to a charity) -- They don't actually like old toys. They just don't have a choice. Cause their mommy and daddy can't afford to buy them new toys.
14. Why their mommy and daddy can buy them new toys? -- Cause their money might be just enough for food.
15. Why is their money not enough? -- Cause maybe, they don't have work.
16. Why don't they have work? --Many reasons. Maybe they couldn't find one. Maybe they didn't finish school. Many reasons. You will know when you grow up.
17. Why does shark have sharp teeth? -- They use it for hunting food.
18. Why did teacher say I am brilliant? -- Cause you are!
19. What does brilliant means? - it means intelligent.
20. What is intelligent? -- it means you know lots of things.
21. Why do I know lots of things? -- Cause you ask many questions. And you are making mommy tired of answering.
22. Why can't I marry Eryne? -- Cause she is your cousin.
23. Why can't I marry Tita Robbie? -- Cause she is your aunt.
24. Why can't I be serious? Why I am always excited?
25. Why does the moon only comes out at night?
26. Why does the sun comes only in the morning?
27. Why can't we see the wind?
28. Why can't we see utot? -- Kasi if you can see it, hindi mo maitatangi. :p
29. What is matatangi? -- Never mind. Its hard to explain.
30. Why mommy knows everything? -- Mommy doesn't know everything.